Heya Heya! There are lots of great comedians but there is no other great comedian than Fozzie Bear. Right now I'd like to tell you some jokes Fozzie has told on The Muppet Show.
Two cannibals walked out of a bar. One cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Who was that lady I saw you with last night?" The other cannibal says, "That was no lady. That was my lunch!"
What you get when you cross a pig with an Eskimo? A polar boar!
I have a dressing room so small, all of the mice are hunchbacks!
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